Jack, after a bout of morning sickness, decided to go out on his winter rounds.
"You sure you can handle it Frostbite," Bunnymund asked. "It's just that your condition-"
"I'll be fine, Bunny," Jack said. "What could happen?" He kissed Bunnymund on the cheek goodbye and left. What he didn't know was that he would run into two future, formerly microscopic Guardians.
Ozzy and Drix were in a heated battle against an old enemy they had thought was destroyed: Thrax.
"Ya'll aren't going to stop me again! Hector is gonna burn!" Thrax yelled, laughing like a maniac.Ozzy knew Everyone in Hector counted on him and Drix. It took a while, but after recognizing the signs, he realized Thrax is back. Thrax gave a right hook, which Ozzy ducked. Drix aimed his arm cannon, freezing Thrax's hand like last time. Unfortunately, the affect didn't last long, as Thrax smashed it free. Mayor Spryman, being held hostage by the virus, watched in fear. Ozzy saw something that could kill Thrax, but could kill him as well.
"I'm goint to grab that anti-virus cell," Ozzy said.
"But Ozzy," Drix protested, "that may be able to kill Thrax, it could also kill us both in the process."
"So?" Ozzy asked. "It's a lot better than Hector dying." Then, he aimed the gun and fired Thrax, causing a serious recoil, fataly wounding the two while killing Thrax instantly.
"Drix! Ozzy!" Maria yelled, kneeling beside the dying white blood cell and cold pill.
"I just knew you'd come, Maria," Drix said weakly.
"Are you two okay?" Mayor Spryman asked dumbly.
"What does it look like, Spryman," Ozzy said before erupting in a coughing fit. "We're dying!"
"As much as I dislike you two, surely we can get medical to help, Cheif Gluteus said. Ozzy shook his head.
"They won't get here in time. Besides, I'd much rather die in the line of duty than anyway else."
"And Maria," Drix added, "we will always be here in spirit." Then, his eyes closed, embracing death as a relief.
"Spryman," Ozzy said before coughing again
"Yeah Jones," the mayor said, regretting every single thing he said and done to the white blood cell. "Please be a real cell and look after Hector right. This body needs a real leader, and right now, it should be you." With that, darkness surrounded his vision and he breathed his last breath. Tears in his eyes, he ordered a memorial service to the Osmosis Jones and Drix, the white blood cell and cold pill who sacrificed themselves to save Hector.MiM removed the two from Hector then made them human sized. Then, he gave Ozzy healing abilities, while he gave Drix power over machienes. He gave them both the ability to fly. Next, he explained to them what had happened: that he brought them back to life and made them spirits. Finally, he placed them on Jack's lake, where he is sure to find them. Now, he will watch and wait.Jack was finishing his winter rounds, finally making it at his lake. He then saw two figures lying on the shore. He readied his staff, in case they decide to attack. Ozzy first woke up, taking in the sights. Suddenly, he heard a noise. He felt around his jacket for his gun, relieved that he still had it. Taking it out, he wandered around the lake. Then, a figure jumped out, making him jump. He was pale, with white hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a blue hoodie with frost on it and brown pants. He was barefoot, and held a staff, acting as if there was some danger, and Ozzy was that danger.
"Who are you?" the figure snarled, holding his staff in a manner that seemed threatening to Ozzy.
"Osmosis Jones," Ozzy replied. Suddenly, Drix floated by.
"Ozzy, I have never imagined the human world to be like this," Drix said cheerfully. Then, he noticed the figure.
"Whoever you are, we mean you no harm," Drix said, holding up both arms to prove his point.
"Wait," the figure said, lowering his staff. Are you a white blood cell and a cold pill?" His face showing absolute shock.
"Yeah," Ozzy said. Some guy named MiM brought us back and sent us here for whatever reason."
"If MiM resurrected you, then he must have had a reason," he said. "By the way, my name is Jack Bunnymund, but most people know me by my maiden name, Jack Frost."
"Jack Frost," Ozzy repeated.
"Wait," Drix said. "You said maiden name. I take it you are married?"
"Yes, to E. Aster Bunnymund, also known as the Easter Bunny."
"Easter Bunny?!" Ozzy yelled. Jack nodded.
"Well," Jack said. "You two need a place to stay. Come follow me to the Warren. We'll figure something out. Can you fly?" The two nodded. "Then follow me."
After a while, they were at North's workshop, debating about Ozzy and Drix. All the while, the two found about Jack's pregnancy. Ozzy was surprised, while Drix wanted to study the winter spirit. Fortunately, the other Guardians stopped him and explained why to the two of them.
"I'll tell you this: Those two aren't going to stay at my and Jack's place," Bunnymund said.
"I fin it unusual that they came from someone's body," Tooth said, glancing at the two, who were off doing their own thing. Sandy nodded in agreement, then created images that show he doesn't want the white blood cell and cold pill with him, either. Eventually, they settled on "rock, paper scissors." Eventually, though, North lost.
"Well," North began announcing to Ozzy and Drix, "We have decided that you two are to stay at my workshop."
"Whatever works for me," Ozzy said casually.
"Thank you ever so much!" Drix yelled.
"Think nothing of it. It is the least I can do," North said. Then he ordered the yetis to prepare two rooms for Ozzy and Drox, not knowing what a handful the two can be.